Will I ever get to meet Derek Jeter, and if so, will I
remember to keep my cool and show him that I am purely interested in him as a shortstop,
and not as a man?
Why do people think its okay to ask you when you’re going to
start having kids, you’re not getting any younger, you two have been together
forever, etc.?
Why does Payless make their ballet flats so narrow up in
front?
How bad will it be when one day I knock out an old lady who is
standing right in front of the opening subway doors, preventing me from exiting
the train unless I squeeze myself between the five other people bumrushing the
doors?
Whatever happened to Angela Bassett’s career? Pobrecita.
Why do I love the hot version of Dunkin’ Donuts cinnamon
coffee, but the iced version my stomach feel like it's going to die?
Why is European stationery of so much better quality
than its American counterpart?
When, sweet Baby J, when will the first Primark outlet open in NYC?
Do you think $28.50 is too much to pay for mascara?
© Chommo, 2009.
